Game - Tell me a joke

lis

I threw a boomerang months ago. Now I live in constant fear.

lis

"I'm sorry" and "I apologize" usually mean the same thing...but not at a funeral.

lis

There was a break-in at the wig factory. Police are combing the area.

lis

I once submitted 10 puns to a joke competition. I really thought with that many, one was sure to be a winner. Sadly, no pun in ten did.

lis

Why did the old man fall down the well? He couldn’t see that well.

lis

I tried to make up a joke about ghost but I couldn't. It had plenty of spirit but no body.

lis

Dad: What is the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a pot of glue?
Me: I don't know.

lis

lis replied at 2025-09-03 16:09
Dad: What is the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a pot of glue?
Me: I don't know.

Dad: You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna.
Me: What about the pot of glue?
Dad: I knew you'd get stuck on that.

lis

Two windmills were sitting on a hill. One asks the other, "Do you have a favorite song?" The other replies, "Well... all my life I have been a heavy metal fan."

lis

Today at the bank, an old lady asked me to check her balance... So I pushed her over.