Game - Tell me a joke

TinyArtist

Title says it all, tell me a joke. It can be a kids joke, knock knock joke, adult joke, but no mature audience jokes please.
Can't think of one? Google it

TinyArtist

What do you call fake pasta? Impasta (groan)

celiamerula

(One of my favourites)  A group of fonts walk into a pub (bar).  "Get out," say the barman.  "We don't serve your type in here!"

TinyArtist

How does a penguin build a house? Igloos it together

Caro1970

Have you heard the joke about yoga. Nevermind its a bit of a stretch.

Caro1970

Q: What time is it when the clock strikes 13?
A: Time to get a new clock.

Caro1970

Q:what does a cloud wear under his raincoat ?
A:Thunderwear.

Caro1970

Yo momma is so ugly she made my happy meal cry

Caro1970

Beer Bottle: You break me, you get one year of bad luck!
Mirror: You kiddin' me? You break me, then y'all get seven years of bad luck!
Condom: Hahaha... (Condom walks off laughing)

Caro1970

A man asks a farmer near the field, "Sorry sir, would you mind if I crossed your field instead of going around it? You see, I have to catch the 4:30 PM train." The farmer says, "Sure, go right ahead. And if my bull sees you, you'll even catch the 4 PM one."