Game - Tell me a joke

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Never date a tennis player. Love means nothing to them.

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You don't need a parachute to go sky-diving. You need one to go sky-diving twice.

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It's not easy being a mom. Otherwise, dads would do it.

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My dog just ate a $100 bill. I guess he has expensive taste.

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The guy who stole my diary went missing. My thoughts are with his family.

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What did the cow say to the leather chair? "Hi, Mom!"

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I'd love to have kids one day. But that's as long as I can handle them.

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Hard work pays off later. Laziness pays off now.

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My resume is a list of things I hope I never have to do again.

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Why did the social media manager break up with her boyfriend? Lack of engagement.