Game - Tell me a joke

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How is my wallet like an onion? Every time I open it, I cry.

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What do you call a dog who meditates? Aware wolf.

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What kind of fish do penguins catch at night? Star fish.

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Which vegetable has the best kung fu? Broc-lee.

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Can a frog jump higher than a house? Of course, a house can't jump.

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I was going to try an all almond diet, but that's just nuts.

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I was going to tell a joke about the layoffs, but sadly none of them work.

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What's the hardest tea to swallow? Reality.

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Why did the employee at the calendar company get fired? He took a day off.

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I was raised as an only child. It drove my sister nuts.