Game - Tell me a joke

lis · Post time 2025-09-03 20:56:27

I gave my handyman a to-do list, but he only did jobs 1, 3, and 5. Turns out he only does odd jobs.

lis · Post time 2025-09-03 20:56:45

Why should you never take sides in an argument at the dinner table? Trick question. It's the perfect time to take sides because no one's paying attention. Bring Tupperware.

lis · Post time 2025-09-03 20:57:00

Who won the neck decorating contest? It was a tie.

lis · Post time 2025-09-03 20:57:19

Where do rainbows go when they've been bad? To prism, so they have time to reflect on what they've done.

lis · Post time 2025-09-03 20:57:42

Dogs can't operate MRI machines. But catscan.

lis · Post time 2025-09-03 20:58:03

I'm so upset—my barber said he can't cut my hair any longer. He can only cut it shorter.

lis · Post time 2025-09-03 20:58:20

What do mermaids use to wash their fins? Tide.

lis · Post time 2025-09-03 20:58:36

What did the skillet eat on its birthday? Pan-cakes.

lis · Post time 2025-09-03 20:58:51

Why couldn't the produce manager make it to work? He could drive, but he didn't avocado.

lis · Post time 2025-09-03 20:59:13

I went to a silent auction. I won a dog whistle and two mimes.

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