Game - Tell me a joke

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Watch what you say around the egg whites. They can't take a yolk.

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I'm so good at fixing things, my motto is, "If it is broke, I'll still fix it."

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Were did the pumpkins have their meeting? In the gourdroom.

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What's the best way to save your dad jokes? In a dadda-base.

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I got a new pen that can write under water. It can write other words too.

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My boss said “dress for the job you want, not for the job you have.” So I went in as Batman.

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I went to the aquarium this weekend, but I didn’t stay long. There’s something fishy about that place.

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What do you call a sheep who can sing and dance? Lady Ba Ba.

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What do you call a French man wearing sandals? Philipe Fallop.

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Why can't dinosaurs clap their hands? Because they're extinct.