Game - Tell me a joke

lis

Why do crabs never volunteer? Because they're shell-fish.

lis

I had a quiet game of tennis today. There was no racket.

lis

What's a shark's favorite saying? "Man overboard!"

lis

What did one slice of bread say to the other before the race? You're toast!

lis

I poured some water over a duck's back yesterday. I don't think he cared.

lis

How did I know my girlfriend thought I was invading her privacy? She wrote about it in her diary.

lis

Why did the electric car feel discriminated against? Because the rules weren't current.

lis

I'm such a good navigator, a self-driving car once asked me for directions.

lis

Why do melons have weddings? They cantelope.

lis

What did the bison say to his son when he left the ranch? Bi-son.