Game - Tell me a joke

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Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts.

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Why was the cell phone scared to go to the dentist?
He didn’t want him to remove his blue tooth.

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Why was the Roomba late for class?
It overswept.

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What is a robot’s favorite snack?
Computer chips.

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Who makes money by driving their customers away?
Uber drivers.

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What did the hat say to the head?
I’ve got you covered.

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Why can a hand not be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot.

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Why did the sink ask if the toilet was feeling okay?
He looked flushed.

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What is a lawyer’s favorite outfit?
A lawsuit.

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What kind of shoes do ninjas wear?
Sneakers.