Game - Tell me a joke

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What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta.

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How do celebrities stay cool?
They have many fans.

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How can you tell it’s a dogwood tree?
By the bark.

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Did you hear the rumor about butter?
Well, I'm not going to spread it.

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Why did the student eat his homework?
Because his teacher told him it was a piece of cake.

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What do you call a dinosaur that crashes his car?
Tyrannosaurus Wrecks.

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How do you stop a bull from charging?
Cancel its credit card.

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I used to hate facial hair... but then it grew on me.

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What's the best smelling insect?
A deodor-ant.

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What did the ocean say to the beach?
Nothing, it just waved.