Game - Tell me a joke

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Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
To the mew-seum.

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What kind of kitten works for the Red Cross?
A first-aid kit.

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Why are cats good at video games?
Because they have nine lives.

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What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
“Me-ow.”

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What is the difference between a cat that got photocopied and a cat that follows you?
One is a cat copy; the other is a copy cat.

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What do you get when you cross a ball and a cat?
A fur ball.

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What’s a cat’s favorite magazine?
A cat-alogue.

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What cat likes living in water?
An octo-puss.

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Why didn’t the skeleton go to school?
His heart wasn’t in it.

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How does a vampire start a letter?
Tomb it may concern…