Game - Tell me a joke

lis

How much does it cost a pirate to get his ears pierced?
About a buck an ear.

lis

Why is pirating so addictive?
They say once ye lose yer first hand, ye get hooked.

lis

How do pirates know that they are pirates?
They think, therefore they arrr.

lis

When is the best time for a pirate to purchase a ship?
When it’s on sail.

lis

What’s a pirates favorite subject in school?
Aaaarrrtttt.

lis

What does a pirate say when they turn 80?
“Aye matey years old.”

lis

Have you heard any funny pirate jokes lately?
Neither have ayyyyeeee.

lis

What was the name of the pirate’s girlfriend?
Peggy.

lis

What is a cat’s favorite color?
Purrr-ple.

lis

What song does a cat like best?
Three Blind Mice.