Game - Tell me a joke

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What do you get from a pampered cow?
Spoiled milk.

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Where do polar bears vote?
The North Poll

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What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
Ouch!

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Why did the snake cross the road?
To get to the other ssside.

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Why are fish so smart?
Because they live in schools.

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What did the ocean say to the pirate?
Nothing, it just waved.

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Why don’t pirates shower before they walk the plank?
Because they’ll just wash up on shore later.

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What happened when Bluebeard fell overboard in the Red Sea?
He got marooned.

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How did the pirate get his flag so cheaply?
He bought it on sail.

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What has 8 legs, 8 arms, and 8 eyes?
8 pirates.