Game - Tell me a joke

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Why couldn’t the pony sing a lullaby?
She was a little horse.

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What was the first animal in space?
The cow that jumped over the moon.

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Why don’t elephants chew gum?
They do, just not in public.

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What did the banana say to the dog?
Bananas can’t talk.

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How do you make an octopus laugh?
With ten-tickles.

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What do you call a sleeping bull?
A bull-dozer.

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How do you fit more pigs on a farm?
Build a sty-scraper.

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What did the farmer call the cow that had no milk?
An udder failure.

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What do you call a cow that won’t give milk?
A milk dud.

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Why do fish live in salt water?
Because pepper makes them sneeze.