Game - Tell me a joke

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Why did the little girl hit her birthday cake with a hammer?
It was a pound cake.

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What does a clam do on its birthday?
It shellebrates.

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Why were the birthday balloons in the bathroom?
They were planning on having a birthday potty.

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What did one pea say to the other pea on its birthday?
Hap-pea birthday!

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What do you say to a kangaroo on its birthday?
Hoppy birthday!

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Why was the birthday cake hard as a rock?
It was a marble cake.

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Why didn’t the quarter roll down the hill with the nickel?
Because it had more cents.

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Why is the obtuse triangle always so frustrated?
Because it’s never right.

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Why is six afraid of seven?
Because seven eight nine.

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Why was the equal sign so humble?
Because he wasn’t greater than or less than anyone else.