Game - Tell me a joke

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What kind of water can’t freeze?
Hot water.

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What kind of tree fits in your hand?
A palm tree.

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What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?
A dino-snore.

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What is fast, loud and crunchy?
A rocket chip.

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Why did the teddy bear say ‘no’ to dessert?
Because she was stuffed.

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What has ears but cannot hear?
A cornfield.

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What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Between us, something smells.

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What did one plate say to the other plate?
Dinner is on me.

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Why did the student eat his homework?
Because the teacher told him it was a piece of cake

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When you look for something, why is it always in the last place you look?
Because when you find it, you stop looking.