Game - Tell me a joke

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What falls in winter but never gets hurt?
Snow.

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What did the Dalmatian say after lunch?
That hit the spot.

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Why did the kid cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.

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What do you call a droid that takes the long way around?
R2 detour.

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What did one toilet say to the other?
You look a bit flushed.

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Why was the baby strawberry crying?
Because her mom and dad were in a jam.

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What did the little corn say to the mama corn?
Where is pop corn?

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How do you make a lemon drop?
Just let it fall.

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What did the limestone say to the geologist?
Don’t take me for granite.

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Why does a seagull fly over the sea?
Because if it flew over the bay, it would be a baygull.