Game - Tell me a joke

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What’s the difference between Iron Man and Aluminum Man? Iron Man stops the bad guy. Aluminum Man foils their plans.

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What’s the difference between a poorly dressed man on a unicycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle? Attire.

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What’s the difference between a $20 steak and a $55 steak? February 14th.

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What's the best thing about Switzerland? The flag is a big plus.

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I went to the aquarium this weekend, but I didn’t stay long. There’s something fishy about that place.

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I found a lion in my closet the other day! When I asked what it was doing there, it said “Narnia business.”

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What's a cat's favorite instrument? Purr-cussion.

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Why did the snail paint a giant S on his car? So when he drove by, people could say: “Look at that S car go!”

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What do you call a happy cowboy? A jolly rancher.

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What subject do cats like best in school? Hiss-tory.