Game - Tell me a joke

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What is the most popular fish in the ocean? The starfish.

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A slice of apple pie costs $2.50 in Jamaica, $3.75 in Bermuda, and $3 in the Bahamas. Those are the pie-rates of the Caribbean.

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Why did the football coach yell at the vending machine? He wanted his quarter back!

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I had a joke about paper today, but it was tearable.

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What kind of job can you get at a bicycle factory? A spokesperson

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What does a condiment wizard perform? Saucery

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What's the difference in an alligator and a crocodile? You’ll see one later and one in a while.

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What’s the difference between the bird flu and the swine flu? One requires tweetment and the other an oinkment.

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What’s the difference between ducks and dine-and-dashers? Ducks take care of their bills.

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What's the difference between spring rolls and summer rolls? Their seasoning.