Game - Tell me a joke

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How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ears pierced?
A buck-an-ear

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What animal can you always find a a softball game?
A bat

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What kind of key doesn’t open locks?
A monkey

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Why was it so cold in the basketball arena?
There were so many fans.

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What kind of witch can’t do any magic?
A sandwich

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Why did you stop being a vegetarian?
It was a huge missed steak.

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Why is everyone so tired on April 1st?
They just finished a 31 day march.

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What is fast and crunchy?
A rocket chip

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Where do people in Antarctica get their hair cut?
At the brrr-brrr shop

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What do you call a phony serpent?
A fake snake