Game - Tell me a joke

lis · Post time 2025-08-27 01:02:10

How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ears pierced?
A buck-an-ear

lis · Post time 2025-08-27 01:02:47

What animal can you always find a a softball game?
A bat

lis · Post time 2025-08-27 01:03:08

What kind of key doesn’t open locks?
A monkey

lis · Post time 2025-08-27 01:03:25

Why was it so cold in the basketball arena?
There were so many fans.

lis · Post time 2025-08-27 01:03:42

What kind of witch can’t do any magic?
A sandwich

lis · Post time 2025-08-27 01:03:58

Why did you stop being a vegetarian?
It was a huge missed steak.

lis · Post time 2025-08-27 01:04:14

Why is everyone so tired on April 1st?
They just finished a 31 day march.

lis · Post time 2025-08-27 01:04:29

What is fast and crunchy?
A rocket chip

lis · Post time 2025-08-27 01:04:47

Where do people in Antarctica get their hair cut?
At the brrr-brrr shop

lis · Post time 2025-08-27 01:05:05

What do you call a phony serpent?
A fake snake

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