Game - Tell me a joke

lis

Did you get that joke about the ceiling?
Me neither. I guess it was over my head.

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What kind of shoes do ninjas wear?
Sneakers

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Why could the pirate never learn the letter “D”?
Because he always got lost at C.

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Why did the escalator going up never want to touch the other escalator?
The other escalator was always coming down with something.

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Why did Liam go out with a fig?
Because he couldn’t get a date.

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What gets wetter the more it dries?
A towel

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What kind of athlete is most like a spider?
Baseball player, they both catch flies!

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Why did we first decide to put candles on top of a birthday cake?
It was too hard to blow them out when they were on the bottom.

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Why was the traffic light late for his date?
It took him too long to change.

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Why couldn’t the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
It was full.