Game - Tell me a joke

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What is a calendar’s favorite food?
Dates

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How do crazy people go through the forest?
They take the psychopaths.

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Who makes money by driving their customers away?
Uber drivers

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Why did the motorcycle not want to go hiking?
Because he was two-tired

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What kind of award do dentists hate to receive?
A plaque

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What did the hat say to the head?
I’ve got you covered.

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What do you call a medieval lamp?
Knight light

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Why couldn’t the pirate find his playing cards?
He was standing on the deck

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What did the baby laptop call her father?
Data

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in the park?
He woke up.