Game - Tell me a joke

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Where does a scientist wizard work?
In a labracadabratory

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What’s a pirate’s favorite letter?
Nope, not arrrrr. X marks the spot of treasure. You think pirates like R’s more than treasure?

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What did Benjamin Franklin say when he discovered electricity?
Nothing. He was too shocked to speak.

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Why was the Roomba late for class?
It overswept

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What did the picture do to end up in jail?
Nothing. He was framed!

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What musical instrument would you find in a bathroom?
A tuba toothpaste

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What word has 5 letters and starts with “gas”?
Truck

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What did the husband pen say to the wife pen?
You’re always write.

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What race is never run?
The human race

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What is a robot’s favorite snack?
Computer chips