Game - Tell me a joke

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How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut!

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Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers? They say he made a mint!

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I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.

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Why don't eggs tell jokes? They might crack up!

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What did the big flower say to the little flower? "Hi, bud!"

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Why was the cell phone scared to go to the dentist?
He didn’t want him to remove his blue tooth.

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What did the stuttering pirate say when he turned 80 years old?
Aye, Aye, Matey!

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What did one bug on the windshield say to the other bug on the windshield?
I bet you don’t have the guts to do that again.

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What do dinosaurs and the 9th planet in our solar system have in common?
They’re both extinct.

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What do you give a scientist with bad breath?
Experi-mints