Game - Tell me a joke

lis · Post time 2025-08-26 02:05:43

How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut!

lis · Post time 2025-08-26 02:11:13

Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers? They say he made a mint!

lis · Post time 2025-08-26 02:11:30

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.

lis · Post time 2025-08-26 02:13:14

Why don't eggs tell jokes? They might crack up!

lis · Post time 2025-08-26 02:14:28

What did the big flower say to the little flower? "Hi, bud!"

lis · Post time 2025-08-26 23:15:24

Why was the cell phone scared to go to the dentist?
He didn’t want him to remove his blue tooth.

lis · Post time 2025-08-26 23:45:21

What did the stuttering pirate say when he turned 80 years old?
Aye, Aye, Matey!

lis · Post time 2025-08-27 00:15:01

What did one bug on the windshield say to the other bug on the windshield?
I bet you don’t have the guts to do that again.

lis · Post time 2025-08-27 00:21:44

What do dinosaurs and the 9th planet in our solar system have in common?
They’re both extinct.

lis · Post time 2025-08-27 00:22:00

What do you give a scientist with bad breath?
Experi-mints

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