Game - Tell me a joke

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What kind of tree can fit inside your hand?

A palm tree.

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What steals from you when you're in your bathtub?

A robber duckie.

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What kind of dog tells time?

A watch dog.

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How do you identify a bald eagle?

All his feathers are combed over to one side.

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Why does a tiger have stripes?

So he will not be spotted.

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What did one volcano say to the other volcano?

I lava you.

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What did one boat say to the other boat?

Are you interested in a little row-mance?

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Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboards?

He was just going through a stage!

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What do you call a dog that does magic tricks?

A labracadabrador.

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Did you hear about the circus fire? It was in tents!