Game - Tell me a joke

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Why did the banana go to the doctor?

Because it wasn’t peeling well.

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What’s a firefly’s favorite dance?

The glitterbug!

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Where do roses sleep at night?

In their flowerbed!

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Why was the politician out of breath?

He was running for office!

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What did the left eye say to the right eye?

Between you and me, something smells.

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Why aren’t koalas actual bears?

They don’t meet koalafications.

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Why can’t you play hockey with pigs?

They always hog the puck.

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What classical ballet did the pig pen perform?

Swine Lake

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What’s a ballerina’s favorite number?

Two-two.

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How did the duck buy lipstick?

She just put it on her bill.