Game - Tell me a joke

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Why wouldn't the shrimp share his treasure?

He was a little shellfish!

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Did you hear about the sensitive burglar?

He takes things personally!

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When does a duck wake up?

At the quack of dawn!

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What does a baby computer call his father?

Data!

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What do you get from a pampered cow?

Spoiled milk!

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Why was the bee's hair always sticky?

He used a honeycomb.

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What do you call phoney spaghetti?

An im-pasta.

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What vegetables are a sailor’s enemies?

Leeks!

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Why did the banana go to the doctor?

Because it wasn’t peeling well.

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Why did the banana go to the doctor?

Because it wasn’t peeling well.