Game - Tell me a joke

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How do you make a water bed bouncier?

Add spring water!

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What job did the frog have at the hotel?

Bellhop!

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Why don’t bananas ever feel lonely?

Because they all hang out in bunches.

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I am on a 30-day diet.

So far, I’ve lost 15 days.

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I'm not lazy...

I'm just on energy-saving mode.

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A cheese factory exploded in France.

Da-brie was everywhere.

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What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?

An abdominal snowman!

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What happens to an illegally parked frog?

It gets toad away.

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What kind of car does an egg drive?

A yolkswagen!

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What kind of tea is hard to swallow?

Reality!