Game - Tell me a joke

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Why don’t melons get married?

Because they cantaloupe.

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Why don’t oysters give to charity?

Because they’re shellfish.

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What did one plate say to the other?

Dinner is on me!

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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don’t know the words!

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Why do cows have hooves and not feet?

They lactose!

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What do you call a chicken that is staring at a lettuce?

Chicken sees a salad!

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What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear!

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Which bear is the most condescending?

A pan-duh!

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Why are spiders so smart?

They can find everything on the web!

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What do you call a blind dinosaur?

A do-you-think-he-saw-us.