Game - Tell me a joke

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What did the nut say to the other nut in a game of tag?

Imma cashew!

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Why did an old man fall in a well?

Because he couldn’t see that well!

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Why is Peter Pan always flying?

Because he Neverlands.

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Why don’t astronomers like Orion’s Belt?

It’s a big waist of space.

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What do you call a hippie’s wife?

Mississippi.

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Why are peppers the best at archery?

Because they habanero!

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How do you tell the difference between a bull and a cow?

It is either one or the udder!

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When is a door not a door?

When it’s ajar.

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Why can’t you trust duck doctors?

They’re all quacks.

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What do you call a musical bear?

A beartitone.