Game - Tell me a joke

lis · Post time 2025-08-25 05:58:54

What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?

A dino-snore.

lis · Post time 2025-08-25 05:59:28

Why did the kid stock up on yeast?

He wanted to make some dough.

lis · Post time 2025-08-25 05:59:45

What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine?

Give me my quarterback.

lis · Post time 2025-08-25 06:00:04

Why are elephants wrinkly?

Because you can’t iron them.

lis · Post time 2025-08-25 06:00:19

What did the cake say to the fork?

You want a piece of me?

lis · Post time 2025-08-25 06:02:21

How did the two cats end their fight?

They hissed and made up.

lis · Post time 2025-08-25 06:02:40

Why did the strawberry cry?

He found himself in a jam.

lis · Post time 2025-08-25 06:02:58

What’s black and white and read all over?

A newspaper!

lis · Post time 2025-08-25 19:40:32

What do you say to a cow that gets in your way?

“Moooo-ve!”

lis · Post time 2025-08-25 19:45:51

What did 50 Cent do when he was hungry?

58!

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