Game - Tell me a joke

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What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

Supplies!

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What do you get when you cross a fish and an elephant?

Swimming trunks.

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What did the worker at the rubber band factory say when he was fired?

Oh, snap.

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Why can’t a nose be 12 inches long?

Because then it would be a foot.

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Why did the belt go to jail?

Because it held up a pair of pants.

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Where does the general put his armies?

In his sleevies.

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What do you call a magician that loses his magic?

Ian.

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Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?

In case he got a hole-in-one.

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What did the yoga instructor say when her landlord tried to evict her?

Namaste.

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How do rabbits travel?

By hareplanes.