Game - Tell me a joke

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If athletes get athlete’s foot, what do elves get?

Mistle-toes.

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What’s brown and sticky?

A stick.

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What do you call a sad cup of coffee?

Depresso.

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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.

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What did the cucumber say to the pickle?

You mean a great dill to me.

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Where did the lettuce go for a drink?

The salad bar.

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Did you hear the rumor about butter?

Well, I'm not going to go spreading it!

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What happens when a snowman throws a tantrum?

He has a meltdown.

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What goes up and down but doesn’t move?

Stairs.

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital?

Because he felt crumby.