Game - Tell me a joke

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Why shouldn’t you tell secrets in a cornfield?

Too many ears.

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Why couldn’t the bad sailor learn the alphabet?

Because he always got lost at “C.”

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What do you call a shoe made out of a banana?

A slipper.

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How many computer programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

None, that's a hardware problem!

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I’m reading a book about anti-gravity.

I can’t put it down.

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What kind of cheese isn’t yours?

Nacho cheese.

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What does a spy do when he is cold?

He goes undercover.

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How does the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it.

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When do computers overheat?

When they need to vent.

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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.