Game - Tell me a joke

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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels.

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What do cows read the most?

Cattle-logs

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I lost an electron.

You really have to keep an ion them!

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What do clouds wear under their shorts?

Thunder pants!

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Ten-tickles.

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ow did the hipster burn his tongue?

He drank his coffee before it was cool.

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What did the drummer name her twin daughters?

Anna 1, Anna 2.

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What did the lettuce say to the celery?

Quit stalking me!

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What’s small and red and has a rough voice?

A hoarse raddish!

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Why do mushrooms get invited to all the parties?

Because they are such fungis.