Game - Tell me a joke

lis · Post time 2025-08-25 05:44:16

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels.

lis · Post time 2025-08-25 05:44:32

What do cows read the most?

Cattle-logs

lis · Post time 2025-08-25 05:44:52

I lost an electron.

You really have to keep an ion them!

lis · Post time 2025-08-25 05:45:13

What do clouds wear under their shorts?

Thunder pants!

lis · Post time 2025-08-25 05:45:29

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Ten-tickles.

lis · Post time 2025-08-25 05:45:56

ow did the hipster burn his tongue?

He drank his coffee before it was cool.

lis · Post time 2025-08-25 05:46:17

What did the drummer name her twin daughters?

Anna 1, Anna 2.

lis · Post time 2025-08-25 05:46:36

What did the lettuce say to the celery?

Quit stalking me!

lis · Post time 2025-08-25 05:46:55

What’s small and red and has a rough voice?

A hoarse raddish!

lis · Post time 2025-08-25 05:47:16

Why do mushrooms get invited to all the parties?

Because they are such fungis.

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