Game - Tell me a joke

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What did the triangle say to the circle?

You’re pointless.

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Time flies like an arrow.

Fruit flies like a banana.

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I ordered a chicken and an egg online.

I’ll let you know what comes first.

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Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer?

She kept running away from the ball!

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What do lawyers wear to court?

Lawsuits.

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What do elves learn in school?

The elf-abet.

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Where was King David’s temple located?

Beside his ear.

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What did one toilet say to another?

You look flushed.

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What lights up a soccer stadium?

A soccer match.

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What does corn say when it gets a compliment?

Aw, shucks!