Game - Tell me a joke

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• Why can’t you explain puns to kleptomaniacs?

They always take things literally.

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• How do you keep a bagel from getting away?

Put lox on it.

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• Why did the chicken go to the séance?

To get to the other side.

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Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers?

He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them.

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• Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble letters on the road.

I asked him, “What’s the word on the street?”

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• I invented a new word!

“Plagiarism!”

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• Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboards?

He was just going through a stage.

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• Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?

He just needed a little space.

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• Why did the Oreo go to the dentist?

Because he lost his filling.

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• Where does Batman go to the bathroom?

The batroom.