Game - Tell me a joke

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• What did the lettuce say to the celery?

Quit stalking me!

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• What do you call a train carrying bubblegum?

A chew-chew train.

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• What’s small and red and has a rough voice?

A hoarse radish!

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• Why do mushrooms get invited to all the parties?

Because they are such fungis.

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• Why shouldn’t you tell secrets in a cornfield?

Too many ears.

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• Why couldn’t the bad sailor learn the alphabet?

Because he always got lost at “C.”

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• How did the two cats end their fight?

They hissed and made up.

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• “Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke?

He won the ‘no-bell’ prize.

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• What’s the best thing about Switzerland?

I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.

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• Why do we tell actors to “break a leg”?

Because every play has a cast.