Game - Tell me a joke

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• Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!

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• Why don’t the circus lions eat the clowns?

Because they taste funny!

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• How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Ten-tickles.

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• What did 0 say to 8?

“Nice belt.”

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• What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.

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• What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine?

Give me my quarterback.

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• Why are elephants wrinkly?

Because you can’t iron them.

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• What did the cake say to the fork?

You want a piece of me?

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• Why did the strawberry cry?

He found himself in a jam.

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• Why is it annoying to eat next to basketball players?

They dribble all the time.