Game - Tell me a joke

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• Why did the frog take the bus to work today?

His car got toad away.

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• What did the buffalo say when his son left for college?

Bison.

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• What is an astronaut’s favorite part on a computer?

The space bar

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• Why did the yogurt go to the art exhibition?

Because it was cultured.

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• What do you call an apology written in dots and dashes?

Re-Morse code.

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• Did you hear about the two people who stole a calendar?

They each got six months.

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• Why did the hipster burn his mouth?

He drank the coffee before it was cool.

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• What do cows do on date night?

Go to the moo-vies.

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• What do cows say when they hear a bad joke?

“I am not amoosed.”

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• Why do French people eat snails?

They don’t like fast food.