Game - Tell me a joke

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Where did Noah keep his bees?
In the Ark Hives.

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Where does the sheep go to get a haircut?
The baa baa shop.

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What genre are national anthems?
Country.

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• What do you call a pony with a cough?

A little horse.

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• What did one hat say to the other?

You wait here. I’ll go on a head.

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• What do you call a magic dog?

A labracadabrador.

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• What did the shark say when he ate the clownfish?

This tastes a little funny.

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• What’s orange and sounds like a carrot?

A parrot.

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• Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?

Because the “P” is silent.

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• What did the pirate say when he turned 80?

Aye matey.