Game - Tell me a joke

lis

What do you do if you see a fireman?
Put it out, man!

lis

That’s a pretty good ceiling.
It’s not the best, but it’s up there!

lis

I wrote a song about a tortilla.
Actually, it’s more of a wrap.

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What kind of shorts do clouds wear?
Thunderwear.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?
It’s OK. He woke up

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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?
One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.

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Why do you never see pigs hiding in trees?
Because they’re pretty good at it.

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You want to go down to the bar to hear that band called Duvet?
They’re a cover band.

lis

The only thing flat-earthers have to fear ...
… is sphere itself.

lis

Name one fragrance commercial that has ever made sense.
What are you talking about? They all make scents!