Game - Tell me a joke

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What’s red and bad for your teeth?
A brick.

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Two guys walk into a bar.
The third guy ducks.

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Why does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella?
For drizzle.

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Did you hear the story about the claustrophobic astronaut?
He just needed some space.

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What do you call an alligator in a vest?
An in-vest-igator.

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What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
Reality.

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A man and a giraffe walk into a bar.
After a few drinks, the giraffe falls over and dies. The man begins to walk out when the bartender stops him.

“Hey, you can’t leave that lyin’ there!” the bartender yells out.

The man turns around: “It’s not a lion. It’s a giraffe.”

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Why can’t a nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it’d be a foot.

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The wedding was so beautiful.
Even the cake was in tiers.

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Why don’t dinosaurs talk?
Because they’re dead.