Game - Tell me a joke

TinyArtist

Knock, knock.

- Who’s there?

Broken pencil.

- Broken pencil who?

Forget it. It’s pointless

TinyArtist

What do you call a can opener that doesn't work? A can't-opener!

TinyArtist

What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, it just waved.

TinyArtist

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts

TinyArtist

What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!

celiamerula

(Caro, this one's for you!)
A man buys a hamster from a pet shop.  After a couple of days the poor thing passes away.  The man goes back to the pet shop to complain.
"Oh, I'm sorry," says the assistant.  "Tell you what, thank me later, make jam out of it.  It'll taste lovely!"
The man does this, but the jam is so disgusting, he throws it out the window.  Then daffodils grow where it landed!
Back to the pet shop... "That's funny," says the assistant.  "You usually get tulips from hamster jam."

Caro1970

What do you call a retired vegetable? A has-bean.

Caro1970

Can February March? No, but April May

celiamerula

An Englishman, Irishman and a Scotsman (or priest, rabbi, etc) walk into a pub.  The barman says "Is this some sort of joke?"

Caro1970

Why shouldn't you marry a calendar? Its days are numbered.