Game - Tell me a joke

lis

What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work?
A can’t opener!

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Did you hear about the Italian chef who died?
He pasta-way.

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Two muffins were sitting in an oven.
One turned to the other and said, “Wow, it’s pretty hot in here.” The other one shouted, “Wow, a talking muffin!”

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I sold my vacuum the other day.
All it was doing was collecting dust.

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What is Forrest Gump’s email password?
1forrest1.

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Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke?
He won the “no-bell” prize.

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Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory?
10,000 soles were lost. The police said some heels started it.

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What’s the difference between a rabbit and a plum?
They’re both purple except for the rabbit.

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Two windmills are standing on a wind farm.
One asks, “What’s your favorite type of music?” The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.”

lis

I like elephants.
Everything else is irrelephant.