Game - Tell me a joke

Caro1970

What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room? The living room.

Caro1970

I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode.

Caro1970

I just burned 1200 calories. I forgot the pizza in the oven

Caro1970

What’s the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.

Caro1970

What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? “Does this taste funny to you?”

Caro1970

Two fish are in a tank. One turns to the other and says, “Any idea how to drive this thing?”

Caro1970

Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired.

lis

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupting c—
MOO!

lis

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?
Dam.

lis

What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fsh.