Game - Tell me a joke

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What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?

A dino-snore.

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Why did the kid stock up on yeast?

He wanted to make some dough.

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What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine?

Give me my quarterback.

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Why are elephants wrinkly?

Because you can’t iron them.

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What did the cake say to the fork?

You want a piece of me?

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How did the two cats end their fight?

They hissed and made up.

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Why did the strawberry cry?

He found himself in a jam.

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What’s black and white and read all over?

A newspaper!

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What do you say to a cow that gets in your way?

“Moooo-ve!”

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What did 50 Cent do when he was hungry?

58!