Game - Tell me a joke

Caro1970

What should you do if you’re cold? Stand in the corner, it’s 90 degrees.

Caro1970

Did you hear about the people who stole a calendar? They each got 6 months

Caro1970

What are spiders really good at? Surfing the web

Caro1970

What do you call a magic dog?
A labracadabrador

Caro1970

My Tinder bio says that I have a corner office with views of the entire city, drive a $500,000 vehicle, and that I'm paid to travel. My dates never seem too happy when I tell them I'm a bus driver.

Caro1970

A man walks into the therapist's office and says, 'I think I might be a dog.' The therapist offers him a seat, and the man responds, 'Oh I'm not allowed on the furniture.

craftsloverr

What do you call a magic dog?

A labracadabrador.

TinyArtist

What do you call a factory that makes meh stuff? A satisfactory.

TinyArtist

What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener.

TinyArtist

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.