Game - Tech Support - Fix my problem

TinyArtist

You are a support tech and help people solve their problems in crazy, silly or not so crazy ways. Someone posts their problem and you reply with the solution and then post your problem for someone else to fix.


Example:
1. My car ran out of gas
2. Fix it by stealing gas from your neighbors car.
My windows are dirty.
3. Break them out, problem solved
I lost my car keys.

TinyArtist

My stove broke and I can't cook dinner, how do I fix the situation?

craftsloverr

Go dumpster diving and eat whatever you find.

I am broke and don't have enough money to buy food.

TinyArtist

Eat some grass and flowers

My boat engine broke in the middle of the ocean

Caro1970

Just paddle to the nearest island.

My bike is broken, what can i do?

TinyArtist

Throw it in the dumpster and get a skateboard

My shower broke and I can't use it.

craftsloverr

Fill a bucket from the toilet and you shower with it.

I didn't pay my electricity and don't have electricity anymore, how can i fix this ?

TinyArtist

Get an extension cord and plug it into your neighbors electricity.

My air conditioning broke, how can I fix it?

craftsloverr

fill your bath tub with ice cubes and dive in.

my fridge is empty and i don't get paid til next week, how do i fix that ?

TinyArtist

Raid your neighbors fridge

Someone stole all my crochet hooks and I can't buy anymore,  what do I do?