Game - Quotes

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“Here’s something to think about: How come you never see a headline like ‘Psychic Wins Lottery’?” — Jay Leno

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“If God wanted us to bend over he would put diamonds on the floor.” — Joan Rivers

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“Just taught my kids about taxes by eating 38% of their ice cream.” — Conan O’Brien

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“I’m sure wherever my Dad is, he’s looking down on us. He’s not dead, just very condescending.” — Jack Whitehall

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“Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet to see who they really are.” — Will Ferrell

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“I’d like to have a kid, but I’m not sure I’m ready to spend 10 years of my life constantly asking someone where his shoes are.” — Damien Fahey

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“I want my children to have all the things I couldn’t afford. Then I want to move in with them.” — Phyllis Diller

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“My husband and I fell in love at first sight. Maybe I should have taken a second look.” — Halley Reed, “Crimes and Misdemeanors”

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“When my kids become wild and unruly, I use a nice, safe playpen. When they’re finished, I climb out.” ― Erma Bombeck

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“When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.” ― Rodney Dangerfield