Game - Quotes

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“Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.” ― Oscar Wilde

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This one is pretty old actually

“Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.” ― Ogden Nash, “Reflections on Ice Breaking”

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“In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.” — Fran Lebowitz

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“Instant gratification takes too long.” ― Carrie Fisher

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“Accept who you are. Unless you’re a serial killer.” — Ellen DeGeneres

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“Whoever said that money can’t buy happiness, simply didn’t know where to go shopping.” ― Bo Derek

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“Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you'll be a mile from them, and you'll have their shoes.” — Jack Handy

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“I’m not great at the advice — can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?” — Chandler Bing, “Friends”

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“I’m sick of following my dreams, man. I’m just going to ask where they’re going and hook up with ’em later.” ― Mitch Hedberg

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“I’d love to stand here and talk with you ... but I’m not going to.” — Phil Connors, “Groundhog Day”